apple.com Apple's homepage featuring the MacBook Pro with a new display, open for pre-ord…
8/10
So confident it spells 'PRO' on the screen in case you missed it.
Famous homepages, roasted
Real roasts of homepages you know, by the same roaster you get, published unedited. Open one to see exactly what a full roast gives you: the score, the jokes, the five fixes and the rewrites.
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google.com Google search homepage (Taiwan, Traditional Chinese) with a Chrome download pop…
8/10
One box, one job. Then a Chrome pop-up moved in next door.
netflix.com a film and TV streaming subscription service
8/10
The rare page that warmly welcomes back the people who cancelled it.
spotify.com Spotify's logged-out web player home showing trending music
6/10
Shows the charts, skips the pitch: it assumes you're already a fan.
airbnb.com Airbnb homepage for booking stays, experiences and services
7/10
Finally, one price for your trip; the pop-up is the hidden fee.
uber.com Uber's ride-booking homepage, set to Tokyo
8/10
Two words, one form, and a photo collage that mostly sells suitcases.
openai.com OpenAI's company homepage, built around a ChatGPT-style prompt box
6/10
A chat box that asks what you need before saying who it is.
x.com sign-up and log-in page for the X social network
4/10
A giant X, four Continue buttons, and zero hints about what's inside.
anthropic.com homepage of an AI research company that makes Claude
6/10
A mission statement and a scrapbook, with Claude tucked in the menu.
microsoft.com Microsoft's homepage, featuring the new Surface Laptop and upcoming sales
6/10
A new laptop waits its turn behind two separate sale announcements.
stripe.com payments and financial services platform for businesses
8/10
A payments giant whose headline is a four-line paragraph in disguise.
notion.com Notion, an all-in-one team workspace with AI agents
8/10
Nine famous logos and one doodle who still looks unconvinced.
shopify.com an online store and selling platform for businesses
6/10
Be the next... something. The page tells you after you scroll.
slack.com Slack's homepage: team messaging app with built-in AI assistant
7/10
The world's best-known chat app forgot to mention chat.
figma.com a collaborative design tool for creative and product teams
6/10
A gorgeous collage with a headline that forgot to say what you make.
canva.com Canva's homepage for its online design tool for social posts, videos and presen…
7/10
A rainbow of icons asking you a question it could have answered.
duolingo.com a language-learning app that now also teaches chess and math
8/10
One owl, two buttons, and a flag strip that thinks chess is a country.
paypal.com PayPal's business payments platform, PayPal Open (Singapore homepage)
6/10
PayPal renamed its business stuff and made the new name the headline.
pinterest.com Pinterest's signed-out homepage for discovering and saving visual ideas
7/10
A gorgeous mood board that forgot to say what you do with it.
adobe.com Adobe Creative Cloud Pro discount offer for businesses (Hong Kong pricing)
6/10
A sale so loud the flowers had to spell it out.
dropbox.com cloud file storage and sharing for work
7/10
A tidy page whose headline is mostly just the word 'work'.
discord.com Discord's homepage for its group chat app for gaming and communities
8/10
Clear and cheerful; the buttons wandered off past the game controller.
grammarly.com AI writing assistant (Grammarly homepage, cookie notice open)
7/10
A writing tool whose headline forgot to mention writing.
whatsapp.com homepage for the WhatsApp messaging and calling app
8/10
Two words, two Download buttons, and an asterisk on 'free'.
linkedin.com LinkedIn's signed-out homepage for the professional networking site
6/10
Built for returning members; newcomers get a footnote and a cat.